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About Me

 I've been a SCUBA diver for over half my life and have been a dive professional for over two decades.  I love diving and I have made a lot of friends and had some great adventures.  I love to share my love of the ocean with cool people.  So I  started a company in 2009 called the Sharkiteuthis Diving Co with sole aim of providing high quality, safe, SCUBA certifications to people.

The Sharkiteuthis is a mythical creature.  Its name originates from the words shark and architeuthis, the scientific name for the giant squid.  Only one has been spotted in the history of the world.  There were no survivors.

I'm a member of PADI, the Boston Sea Rovers, and MENSA.  I also love my family, my friends,
Star Wars, tattoos and jeeps.

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Some serious, some not.  All are Woodycore.

At less than fifteen feet you lose the ability to see the color red because that spectrum is absorbed in the water column.

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Only the highest calibre divers are invited to join the Glorious, Ancient Order of The Megalodon.
The little course that made history.  This was my flagship program that started as a joke and spread like a virus.
Sometimes everyone needs a little help.  While Peer support is available to a variety of military and public safety agencies, it is not yet available to public safety divers.  Until now.
Jedi Diver?  Stranger Things Diver? Fortnite Diver? Priceless, yet free.
Honestly, probably the most fun I ever have is when I'm diving for 50 million year old sharks teeth in dark rivers, on land, or 40 miles
offshore!
See night diving in a whole new light.  Learn about the process of fluorescence and see some specatular glowing corals and fish.

You are now 15 feet underwater.  Remember to do a safety stop on your way back up.

96 Feet.  This is where you find the best Megalodon Teeth.

130 Feet is the maximum depth limit for recreational divers.  With training from a qualified tech instructor, deeper depths can be safely navigated.

70 Feet.  Kids Sea Camp Advanced Open Water Divers can dive here.

We are in the epipelagic / photic zone.  Most life in the ocean lives in this area.  It extends downwards to 600 feet.

35 Feet, Nubble Lighthouse in York Maine, 1998.  My first open water dive.

At 33 Feet, you have twice the pressure on you as you do on the surface. 29.4 Pounds per square inch.  It doubles every 33 feet from here on in.

Phytoplankton, tiny algae, live in the photic zone where they undergo photosynthesis, emitting half of the oxygen on the planet.

The largest migration of animals on the planet occurs daily when benthic (deepwater) animals come to the surface to feed at night.  By morning, they're back in the depths.

A thermocline is a visibile shift in the temperature of the water.  It appears as though you're looking at an oily liquid.  The temperature drops between layers can be quite dramatic

Nitrogen narcosis occurs in deeper depths.  It is caused by the anesthetic effect of certain gases under pressure.  It causes a euphoric feeling similar to nitrous oxide

97% of the world's water supply is contained in the ocean.  The other 3% is fresh, with the majority of fresh water frozen in glaciers.

You can take advanced diving courses to go beyond these limits but they are no joke and you need a qualified instructor as well as a significant financial investment in equipment, gas fillsl, and charter fees.  If you want to learn I would be happy to introduce you to some of the best in the world.

216 feet is my personal maximum depth.  Curacao.  I don't remember when.

Just so you know, when Chuck Norris dives, the ocean gets the bends.

Around 130 Feet in Saltwater, the ambient pressure is 73 pounds per square inch.

Water carries heat away from your body 25 times faster than it does in the air.

12100 feet is the average depth of the entire ocean.

12450, the depth of the Titanic.  Rose totally could have fit Jack on that board.

61 Feet, I set a world record for the deepest Thriller dance here.  Here is the video!

The amazing parrotfish lives above around 140 feet.  They eat algae off the coral.  Without parrotfish the ecosystem would crash and the ocean would die.  Millions of years of parrotfish poop is primary component of most tropical beaches.

Our ears aren't capable of determining a sound's point of origin underwater because the noise hits the ear drums at a different speed.

Did you know that the sperm whale is full of superlatives.  It has the largest brain, largest tooth, and makes the loudest noise on the planets.  Unfortunately, their favorite food is the Sharkiteuthis. 

The loudest noise underwater ever recorded underwater was called "The Bloop."  Personally, I think it was made by the Sharkiteuthis.

Challenger Deep is the deepest point on the planet.  It comes in at just under 36,000 feet.   The ambient pressure is over 1087 atmospheres absolute!  Thats an overall pressure of almost 16000 pounds per square inch.  Only three people have ever witnessed it. If you want to go deeper, bring a shovel.

The Hot Tub of Despair is at the bottom of the gulf of Mexico.  It contains dissolved methane and is toxic to anything that falls in.

160 Feet.  In 2005, I dove the USS Bass SS-164 off Block Island in Rhode Island.  Crazy.

Orcas can be pretty funny.  They do a killer whale impression.

3 Billion Years:  The amount of time life lived only in the ocean.  There were sharks before there were trees.

At 600 feet, sunlight disappears.  This is the beginning of the Twilight Zone.  Some fish have bioluminescent underbellies to hide them from potential predators lurking below.

The Antarctic octopus has blue blood which contains a natural antifreeze.

28 different groups of animals live in the ocean.  11 live on land.

Sound travels 4X faster underwater than in air do to the density of the medium.

56 SECONDS OF YOUR LIFE TO SEE THIS BEAUTY.  SOUND OPTIONAL.

Chromatophores allow animals in the ocean to change the colors of their skin to communicate and hide.

In the Pacific Ocean, Point Nemo (named after the Jules Verne character) is the farthest point you can be from land.  It is almost 1700 miles from the nearest shore.

Every piece of plastic ever made is still around.  There are some estimates that by 2050, the amount of plastic in the school ocean will weigh more than all the sealife.  The biggest concentration is in the great pacific garbage patch.

There is a missing nuclear bomb off of Tybee Island in Georgia.  There are numerous other missing nuclear weapons and a few sunken reactors from submarines as well.

This guy is really cool.  The barreleye fish has a transparent head.  It's eyes are usually focused upwards, but it can move them forward as well. 

Flashes of light occur all over the twilight zone.  They are caused by chemical reactions in the animals that live there and are used for communication and predation.

The deepest freedive ever performed was to a depth of 830 Feet by Herbert Nitsch.  I once swam down to fifty feet to pick up my mask, so there's that.

Horseshoe crabs have blue blood which is harvested is used to preserve vaccines.  They are being severly overfished.

Lake Baikal in Russia is the world's deepest lake at 5300 Feet.  It's home to the world's only freshwater seal.

Deep sea mining is occurring off California, in 12,000 FSW, where ROVs are collecting nodules filled with rare Earth minerals including manganese.  Several new species have been found since the mining began.  The area is called the Clarion Clipperton Zone and the mining that is occuring there is controversial.

​At 1000 feet all light from the surface stops.

The giant squid's (arciteuthis dux) habit is between the 1000 foot and 6000 foot range.

We once drove to the north of the St. Lawrence Seaway in Northern Canada to find the amazing Greenland shark (one specimen was 512 years old and was alive during the Renaissance.)  We didn't find one, but got a great video of a lions mane jelly in 26 degree water.

The coelocanth (see-low-canth) is the world's living fossil.  They are my bucket list fish.  They were first found in 1938 and have not evolved much in 400 million years.  They were thought to have gone extinct 66 million years ago but survive today in the Indian Ocean at great depths.

The global ocean conveyor belt is a constantly moving system of deep-ocean circulation driven by temperature and salinity.  

The Pacific Ocean is larger than the moon.

More than 80% of the ocean is unmapped.

The fangfish could cause nightmares.  This fish has a lure on the top of his head and then eats its prey in one bite.

1090 Feet.  The deepest SCUBA dive ever.  Performed in 2014 by Ahmad Gabr.

Around 5000 feet there are many hydrothermal vents that spew vast amounts of chemicals into the surrounding water at a temperature of almost 700F.  The life surrounding these vents have evolved to survive of chemosynthesis.  They create energy without sunlight.

Surprisingly, the maximum depth of a great white shark was recorded at 4200 feet.  They will scatter if they are attacked by an orca and they smell their own blood in the water.  That's a pic I took in Mexico.

The Abyssal Zone starts at 13,000 feet and extends down to 20,000.

Cuvier's Beaked Whales are the deepest diving mammal.  They can make it down to the depths of around 10,000 feet.

13120 is the beginning of the abyssal zone.  This place is really cool.  Glowing fish, colossal squid, your mom.

At 15K feet you can find the wreck of the Battleship Bismarck.  On its way down, the turrets fell right out.

The second deepest trench is the Tonga Trench with a maximum depth of 35K feet at the bottom of Horizon Deep.

The deepest living fish is called the Mariana Snailfish. 

The Megamouth Shark wasn't discovered until 1976.  It eats plankton just like the whale and basking shark.

Dumbo Octopus
(Totes Adorbs)

The water inside trenches is called the Hadal Zone, from the Greek Hades.  Life is scarce, the water is cold.  I haven't personally been there.

In 1939, The USS Squalus, a submarine, sunk off New Hampshire.  Adm. Charles "Swede" Momsen and his divers used a chamber, largely of his design to bring the survivors up after two days underwater in 240 feet off of the isle of shoals.  Four divers:  Chief Machinist’s Mate William Badders, Chief Boatswain’s Mate Orson L. Crandall, Chief Metalsmith James H. McDonald and Chief Torpedoman John Mihalowski were awarded the Medal of Honor.

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Kelly Green of Stable Studios and Visual Expressions Tattoos created the original logo for the Sharkiteuthis Diving Co. at the company's inception.  

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Non-diving certifications include American Heart Association CPR, First Aid, and Bloodborne Pathogens training which meet OSHA and State Standards.
The therapeutic values of pressure therapy are just being unlocked.  Combined with therapy, learn to unlock the benefits of depth therapy.

The Boston Sea Rovers are one of the oldest dive clubs in the world. Since 1954 the Rovers have been champions of education, exploration, and conservation of the ocean. Members have included Bob Ballard, Jacque Cousteau, Stan Waterman, Brian Skerry, and several other diving pioneers.

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